February 25, 2010

Movie Premiere Restaurant Review: The Pacific

Filed under: FilmRichard Rushfield @ 1:32 pm

Although it is not technically a feature film, HBO’s $250 million budgeted The Pacific arrives with more hooplah than a season full of big screen releases combined.  So on premiere night, expectations were high that the series would arrive with a buffet worthy of the production’s prestigious status.

After the screening at Mann’s Chinese Theater the crowd Hollywood across Hollywood Blvd. to the Roosevelt Hotel (the episode was good btw for those who care about that sort of thing).  The Roosevelt had been done over in 1940’s theme with olde timey army jeeps posted outside, the waiters dressed as uniformed soldiers, war bonds posters and jitterbuggers dancing on little stages.

Readers of this column know the enormous importance I place on a buffet playing off a film’s theme. Simply having “good food” may be fine for a wedding reception, but in Hollywood, quality should be a given; theater is what’s required.  Readers will remember the enormous success I foretold for Juno when they masterfully executed a high school food theme at their premiere.

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February 24, 2010

If You Only Read One Review of Shutter Island…

Filed under: Film — Tags: Luke Del Tredici @ 1:01 pm

These are dark days for film criticism. Our nation’s reviewers are morons at worst and, at best, bitter misanthropes with fast contracting word-counts and ever diminishing lead-times that make decent, thoughtful writing nearly impossible. When was the last time you read a movie review and thought to yourself “now that’s an artfully written piece?”

Before today.

The home of the most lyrical, expressive film writing on the web is the unfortunately named GossipMoo (“Latest Gossip by the Cow” it boldly proclaims, appealing to nobody). At first glance it’s nothing more than a sham entertainment blog designed purely to induce page clicks from unsavvy Googlers. Their business model seems to consist of lifting posts from other blogs and then, to avoid charges of plagiarism, using an automated translation program to convert those posts into some unspecified foreign language, and then back into English again.

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February 23, 2010

American Idol Season 9: The Ultimate, Incontestable Final Rankings, Predicted

Filed under: American Idol, TV — Tags: Richard Rushfield @ 5:43 pm

With half an hour left before the Ladies of the Top 24 step on the Idol stage, I am committing to history my predictions of how this will ultimately play out.  Based on complex mathematical calculations that utilized the latest scientific methods and instrumentation, I can say with near total certitude, this is the order in which the children of Season Nine will finish.  (See my complete tip sheet at the Daily Beast)

1. Katie Stevens
2. Aaron Kelly
3. Andrew Garcia
4. Crystal Bowerox
5. Lee Dewyze
6. Lilly Scott

Gangs Of Los Feliz: Cargo Shorts Mafia

Filed under: UncategorizedMichael Sonnenschein @ 5:19 pm

In a town where orthodontists have piercings, the competitive struggle for hipness takes odd, all-pervasive forms. Over the weeks to come, the Field Research division of Entertainment Inferno will examine some of Hollywood’s indigenous peoples.

CARGO SHORTS MAFIA

A loose confederation of behind-the-scenes industry types, the Cargo Shorts Mafia extends its reign of terror—well, its reign of self-satisfaction—over the coffeeshops of the east side on any given weekday afternoon.

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Faces of Idol Nation: Carrie Underworm

Filed under: American Idol — Tags: , Richard Rushfield @ 12:41 pm

Of all the stars to emerge from American Idol, perhaps none has touched more hearts than Carrie Underworm.  Her heroic tale and ability to find a way to turn adversity into strength inspired millions of fans to pursue their dreams, no matter what the obstacles.

There was a time when blonde-haired athropods were told they had no place in television competition and no place in the music industry.

But thanks to Carrie Underworm, no one is laughing now.

Courage has many names, but very few legs or toes.

[via rickey]

February 19, 2010

Movies In Review: Shutter Island

Filed under: Film — Tags: Richard Rushfield @ 5:28 pm

My first very important point to make about Shutter Island is that I liked it.  I found it effectively creepy and in switching back and forth between thriller and horror genres, it kept me very unsure about where it was headed and engaged to find out.

Like Dana Stevens, Leo does always leave me feeling a little empty inside, like an appetizer trying to be a main course (or a chihuahua trying to be a pit bull as my friend Simon Cowell would say). But Scorsese even in his dotage handles a scene more surely than a dozen other directors combined.

Things to recommend this film: First, there has never been a bad film about a prison island made in history. Birdman of Alcatraz, Escape from Alcatraz, Papillion come to mind.  Masterpieces all.  It also contains unnerving spooky music, Jackie Earle Haley, World War 2 flashbacks and one of the wetter movie hurricanes I’ve seen in some time.  Leo also has to climb over a rock covered with rats at one point, but I won’t give away too much of that.  So what’s not to like?

The bigger point about this film is that before it came out there were rumors that it was “a mess” and almost unreleasable. To which I say, Shutter Island may not be your cup of tea, but in an industry where Transformer 2 was the second highest grossing film of last year, you dare to call this – or anything a mess?   Do you call 2012 unreleasable, you person who started these rumors?

Shutter Island is a haunting and effective piece of inspired filmmaking unlike pretty much everything else released by Hollywood for the last few years.  Those people who were trashing it need to come over to my house so I can punch them in the face, is my basic point about this film.

I thank you for your consideration

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