Previously on Brody sucks, Brody SUUUUUCKS.
We open on Brody and Kristin at a bar discussing their “relationship.” Kristin tells Brody she wouldn’t want to hurt his feelings by dating someone else. Brody relieves her of this burden. “I’m ENJOYING being single,” he says… AGAIN. If you are, Brody, then stop acting like Kristin is your girlfriend. In other news, I can’t believe I’m sticking up for Kristin Cavallari.



