1. Iron Man 1.
You’re fooling yourself. It wasn’t that good. Very second tier superhero. Not only not Dark Knight, it wasn’t even Spiderman 3.

2. Scarlett Johansson.
We’ve seen Johansson’s snotty little snide girl performance in hipster dress, in period garb and now we get to see it in a cape. It’s unconvincing when she plays a snotty little snide girl except to make you believe she’s probably pretty snotty for real. Its no more convincing in a superhero costume.

3. Gwneth Paltrow.
Why is this still happening? The fact that we even have to spell out why this is wrong – in 2010! – makes one question mourn for the idea for progress in our society.
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