I, like you, was shocked and saddened to hear that Snooki broke up with her latest paramour Emilio Masella.  If those two crazy kids can’t make it, then who can?  But if I know Snooki (and I think I do), she won’t stay single for long.  There are plenty of trout pouters in the sea.  But who should Snooki hooki up with next?  Here are my top five contenders. (more…)