Welcome to Part Four of Entertainment Inferno’s series dedicated to honoring the classics of horrendous cinema.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii, a film by the late, and for the purposes of this column, great Andy Sidaris, is special for so very many reasons. But before even delving into the particulars, I want to recount here the following post-coital dialogue between a square-jawed soap stud (Ronn Moss) and a buxom, blonde Playboy playmate (Donna Speir):

Playmate: (Smiling) How do you feel?

(Pause)

Soap Stud: (Looks her up and down) One man’s dream…is another man’s lunch.

(Pause)

Playmate: (Coyly) You son of a bitch.
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