Welcome to Part One of Entertainment Inferno’s series dedicated to honoring the classics of horrendous cinema.
Nigel’s Masterpiece (Sorry Mary)
The Apple. Some of you may have heard of it, some of you not, but trust me: this is one of the worst movies ever made. It’s also one of the best. When this masterpiece opened, producers handed out free copies of the soundtrack LP to the audience. Well before the final reel, these same LPs would end up in a heap, tossed with righteous anger at a screen audacious enough to play what audiences at the time considered nothing short of a crime against humanity.
