Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is a film about a young Michael Cera type (played by Michael Cera because Jesse Eisenberg was unavailable) who must battle and defeat a cabal of evil characters. Seven evil characters to be exact, which is not quite the earth’s aggregate population, but the title Scott Pilgrim Vs. .000087% of the World was already taken by James Cameron. (It’s in development; it’s about Pocahontas again and will be in 9D, which means you can only see it if you once pretended to read A Brief History of Time to impress your college crush.) (more…)